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&2016 开心网大学英语话剧是五个人的表演,8分钟内.越搞笑越好.急尽量找个古典的搞笑版
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我自己编的,老师刚刚让我们演的关于爱情和婚姻有些许错误,可以纠正更改,做成PPT图片和音乐搭配,注意时间的把握,演员的动作夸张点,出场时都弄个标志的动作音乐,效果不错的,如果想要的话我这有原版的ppt,伴奏,图片
dream【音乐起】Everyone has their own dreams,As a girl my dream is to experience a sweet and romantic love story.And one day ,a miracle happened, I met an angel(天使出现)音乐起【新闻联播背景音乐】独白:As you can see, I am
handsome and cool
angel----Do you want
Yiligao?【显示图片】一粒高----NO----Do you want to Accreditation?【显示图片】搞笑***----No----Do you want to chat with xilige or fengjie?【显示图片】犀利哥凤姐----No----Oh,do you want a universal remote control?【显示图片】神奇遥控器----What? 参考电影《神奇遥控器》----I am not suppose to do this ,but you seem like a good guy .【显示图片】so I gonna have to just give it to you,Enjoy!【一块半截砖】---- I want handsome, hero, Prince Charming…----It will meet
your requirment----Really?(天使消失)独白:How could this? I want to be back again to fall in love with Romeo, of course, hehe(按下按钮)上【迈克尔杰克逊的滑步】音乐罗密欧;美女.beauty朱丽叶;帅哥.handsome罗密欧;你和我的前妻好像啊.You
like my ex-wife朱丽叶;你前妻呢?Your ex-wife罗密欧;服毒自杀了.She committed suicide taking poison朱丽叶;我男朋友也服毒死My boyfriend also committed suicide taking poison.罗密欧;哦
太好了.看我帅吗?oh good
Do you feel I'm handsome?
Don't you want to be my girlfriend?朱丽叶;让我再想一下啊.let me see罗密欧;好的,我等你.good,
I will wait for you.朱利叶:呵呵,我想好了,好的,我答应你.haw-haw,i decide to be your girlfriend!罗密欧:那你和我一起去我家见我爸妈吧!that's great! let's go to my home to visit my parents! 朱丽叶:没问题!No problem!到家之后罗密欧:妈妈,这是我女朋友,朱,mum,this is
my girlfriend,zhuliye!朱丽叶:你好,伯母.hi,aunty!伯母:
你好,你长的真漂亮!快坐吧,我去给你弄杯喝的!hi,you are so beautiful! Sit down please! what do you want to drink, milk? 朱丽叶:谢谢!sure! thank you!罗密哦:我的妈很好,对吧?my mun is kind,isn't she?朱丽叶:真的很好!of course!牛奶到;朱丽叶:谢谢.thank you !朱喝之后昏倒.罗密欧: Oh! my God,my darling,my love!三鹿奶粉额 sanlu! fuck!【显示图片】【悲伤音乐起】But the moment I fainted, I press the second button, I hope my idol there, come and save me【王子上】P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my snow white ! wake up, wake up…S.w: did you wake me up .p:yes! you are so beautifull that i love you at the first sight i see you . s.w:Thank you for your help! wa !you are the Prince Charming !and i love you too!p:o!how beautifull it is !let's go back to my country!【显示图片】皇宫s.w:what can we do? the king didn't agree us .p:do you love me ?s.w:of cours !p:good . let's go out of the country and find our best kingdom!s.w :good ,let's go !但是进了皇宫我才知道,原来王子喜欢上网,偷菜,打CF,和芙蓉姐姐聊天,没有时间陪我,于是我决定离开,我登上了一条船,没错,这条船的名字就是泰坦尼克号,在船上我遇见了他But when I come into the palace, I find
Prince like to surf in the
Internet, stealing vegatable, playing CF, and chat with 芙蓉姐姐, no time to accompany me, so I decided to leave, I boarded a boat, yes, the boat's name is Titanic, the ship I met him【显示图片,音乐起】【Jack上】Hello, Jack.哈?,杰克I changed my mind.我改变主意了They said you might be...听说你在这里.Shh.Give me your hand.嘘...把手给我Now close your eyes.现在闭上眼睛Go on.快Step up.站上来Keep your eyes closed, don't peek.眼睛闭好,别偷看I'm not.不会的Do you trust me?你信任我吗?I trust you.我信任你All right, open your eyes.好,张开眼睛I'm flying! Jack!我在飞!杰克!正当我们聊天时,泰坦尼克撞上了冰山,船沉了,Jack为了救我牺牲了,伤心的我按下第四个按钮:天啊,赐给我个英雄吧,于是,蜘蛛侠救了我As we chat, the Titanic hit an iceberg, the ship sank, in order to save me ,Jack sink with the ship,and last
I press the fourth button: My God, gave me a hero, so, Spider-Man saved me【显示图片,音乐起】很快他也爱上我了,但是我发现,他整天救人却没时间陪我,于是我决定分手He soon fell in love with me, but I found that he spent on saving lives, but no time to accompany me, so I decided to break up【蜘蛛侠上】You look beautiful, peonies哥送的不是花,是寂寞! you ok?M:How beautiful you’re!rose.
Time’s gone,my heart will go on. 【音乐起】神秘园W:Sorry!Listen to me,there’s something i have to say. We might as well break up.Our love have come an end.I’ve thought about it for a long time.M:What?I love you more than I can say.
Look,it’s my heart.W:Accept it!I was lonely lonely lonely,where were you?
Frankly speaking,I have fallen in love with sb else! He’s smarter and more homour than you.Free me away.M:Please,please.Oh,my god!Tell me why!Tell me why!经历这么多的伤心事【音乐起】(海之女神)我决定找一个可以托付的人结婚,于是我按下最后一个按钮Gone through so much grief, I decided to find a person who can be entrusted to marry, so I pressed the last button【音乐起】【图片上】Although I am ugly, but my heart is very tender虽然我很丑,但是我的心很温柔,不要迷恋哥哥只是一个传说Do not worship me ,i just a legend对话【显示图片】【音乐起】大话西游once I let a true love slip away before my eyes, only to find myself regretting when it was too late, nothing in the world can be as painful as this, if the god wound give a chance ,I wound tell the girl I love the girl ,if our love have to be settled a time limit ,I wish it wound be ten hounds of years!于是我们步入婚姻的殿堂So we entered the marriage hall【音乐起】(猪八戒背媳妇)【牧师上】宣誓【结婚进行曲正在这时,牛魔王杀到,【音乐起】当牛魔王把剑刺向我胸口时,我一个翻身掉下了床,呵呵Just then, the Bull Demon King and immediate concern, when the Bull Demon sword stab my chest, I turn around and fell out of bed , OhIt just a dream ,a dream about love!中间的可以自己发挥联想!祝你演出成功
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